Official FlyAndCry Airlines news: satirical updates about baggage, fees, delays, boarding, legroom and our commitment to making air travel worse.
FlyAndCry Airlines has launched a revolutionary program: the last passengers automatically become part of the crew. The new rules are simple: The Head of Efficiency noted: “This way we kill two birds with one stone — we cut staff costs…
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Flying isn’t just about getting from point A to point B anymore — it’s about confronting your own mortality at 30,000 feet while seated between a crying toddler and a guy eating tuna. That’s why FlyAndCry Airlines is proud (or…
At FlyAndCry Airlines, we’ve always believed that misery loves company — and now, we’re turning that into a full-blown competition. We proudly announce the First Annual FlyAndCry Paid Complaint Contest. Tired of our delays? Furious about your mysteriously vanished luggage?…
Buy two tickets. Get one seat. Find out how close you really are. In celebration of love, bad decisions, and our deep commitment to customer discomfort, FlyAndCry Airlines proudly presents a new romantic deal:“1 + 1 = 1” — an…