Are you sure you want to fly with us?
Because our flight search doesn’t actually work. You won’t be able to book a ticket online. Ever.
To find a flight, you must physically come to the airport, locate one of our outdated self-service terminals (good luck), or ask a cashier who may or may not be on a lunch break.
Flight search is only available by appointment.
Appointments can only be booked by phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays between 11:00 AM and 12:15 PM, excluding public holidays, staff birthdays, or rainy days.
Also, you must bring:
– your passport
– a printed map of your destination
– a detailed apology letter for bothering us
We accept only exact cash, no change given, and all bookings are final and non-refundable.Honestly, it’s probably best if you just don’t fly with us at all.
Try searching for a flight with someone else below 👇
