We hate flying.
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
We didn’t dream of this job.
We didn’t want to serve warm water in plastic cups or explain turbulence to people who think the Earth is flat.
But here we are — because bills don’t pay themselves.
FlyAndCry Airlines was born out of frustration, debt, and a very questionable understanding of business ethics.
We don’t believe in excellence.
We believe in just barely functioning.
Our core values:
- Apathy over effort
- Profit over service
- Volume over quality
We cut corners, not prices.
We lose baggage, not profits.
We delay flights, not invoices.
So why do we do this?
Because you keep buying tickets.
And we love money more than we hate working.
Welcome aboard.
Please lower your expectations.
(We already did.)
And we’re usually drunk.
