But at least you can buy our merch — not because it’s good, but because it simply exists.
Wear it. It’s still better than our in-flight blanket.
We’d love to buy it too… but we don’t even get an employee discount.
Then again, our pilots fly for free. Sometimes. If they’re lucky.
👇 Here’s the button. Click carefully, we take no responsibility.
(Yeah, it’s the first button that really works)
