Still wondering if your flight is on time?
So are we.
Our tracking system went down in 2017, and we’ve been guessing ever since.
Most flights are either:
– delayed
– cancelled
– mysteriously missing
If your plane is in the air — that’s already a win.
If it’s not — try again tomorrow, or don’t.
To check your flight status, we recommend:
- staring at the departure board
- asking someone who looks like they work here
- reading tea leaves
Please do not call us. We won’t answer.
