Offers

“Lucky Seat” Lottery
Buy a regular ticket — get a random seat. If you’re really lucky, it might even have a cushion. Winners are announced post-landing (if applicable).

“Zero-Baggage Challenge”
Fly without baggage and we won’t charge you… for baggage. Clothes optional.

“Box Yourself & Save”
Passengers willing to travel in checked cargo (in certified cardboard containers) receive a 5% discount and one free scream.

“Snack Roulette”
Spin the snack wheel. Might get peanuts, might get your neighbor’s leftover dentures. Each spin $12. Allergies? Even more fun.

“Announce Your Own Name” Promo
For $19, you can board with flair. Grab the PA mic and butcher your own name in front of everyone.

“We Call You” Service
Tired of online check-in? Book a call. We’ll scream your gate number at 3AM the day before your flight. Just $29.

“Bring Your Own Plane” Discount
Have access to a private aircraft? Great — park next to ours and save up to $11 on your next FlyAndCry ticket.

“Fix & Fly” Program
Spot and fix any loose bolt on our aircraft before takeoff — fly for free.
(*Only if the bolt was actually important.)

“Refund Gamble”
Cancel your flight? Flip a coin. Heads — we refund. Tails — we laugh.

“Dress Like Crew” Special
Board early if you’re dressed like a flight attendant. Bonus: you may be asked to serve drinks.