At FlyAndCry Airlines, we don’t have pride.
We have bills.
Every time you book a ticket, you cover only 98% of what we truly need. So yes — we ask. Shamelessly. Persistently. Publicly. Because otherwise, who’s going to pay for:
- Food (the edible kind)
- Clean water (or just mildly yellow)
- Clothing (ideally not lost in baggage claims)
And then — if you find it in your heart — maybe help us with just a few extras like:
- Office chairs that don’t squeak during breakdowns
- Lightbulbs in at least one terminal
- A single airplane. Nothing fancy. Just one. Maybe for $500 million.
We’re not greedy.
We just believe every airline deserves at least one aircraft.
So yes — we’re panhandling. But it’s not for luxury.
It’s for hope, basic hygiene, and a chance to eventually afford paint for our logo.
Support us. Or don’t.
But remember: every dollar you keep might be a wing we can’t duct-tape.
Donate now. Or sit with the guilt of our pilots commuting to the gate on scooters.We accept all forms of payment — cash, card, crypto, gold teeth, rare Pokémon cards, tears in a jar, and whatever’s left on your gift card from 2014. If it has even theoretical value, we’ll take it. Got a crypto wallet full of a coin no one’s heard of? Great. That’s how we pay our interns.
Any amount helps — even a measly thousand dollars could turn our entire situation around.