This is our official blog and news hub — part updates, part chaos.
We occasionally share information about route changes, new promotions (rare), and incidents (frequent) that may or may not have made the news.
Here you’ll find behind-the-scenes glimpses, mildly edited incident reports, and the occasional shaky video of something we definitely weren’t supposed to film.
Sometimes it’s informative. Mostly it’s entertaining.
As an airline that already attracts only the bravest passengers, we spent a long time thinking how to scare you properly for the holiday. Turbulence? Too boring. Fights over baggage? That’s every day. We needed something truly terrifying. On October…
FlyAndCry Airlines has announced the boldest digital transformation in aviation history. The company has fired all its programmers and migrated every critical system — from ticket booking to aircraft autopilot — to vibe coding, a trendy new technology rapidly gaining…
FlyAndCry Airlines has launched a revolutionary program: the last passengers automatically become part of the crew. The new rules are simple: The Head of Efficiency noted: “This way we kill two birds with one stone — we cut staff costs…
Raw transcript. No filters. No context. Just pain.
Flying isn’t just about getting from point A to point B anymore — it’s about confronting your own mortality at 30,000 feet while seated between a crying toddler and a guy eating tuna. That’s why FlyAndCry Airlines is proud (or…