FlyAndCry Services

We call it “service” only because “torture” sounds too honest.

🧳 Baggage

Your baggage travels better than you do — always on a separate route.
Sometimes it comes back. Sometimes it becomes a citizen of another country.


🍹 On Board

Seats don’t recline, but they’re still broken.
Food comes with a surprise: the surprise is that it’s food.


🛎 Special Services

Need assistance? You’ll get a 12-step manual and a cheerful “good luck.”
Our special service is simple: you’re on your own.


💸 Offers

Our deals are like our flights: always against you.
Want to save money? Great, we’ll still charge you more.

FlyAndCry Services