As an airline that already attracts only the bravest passengers, we spent a long time thinking how to scare you properly for the holiday. Turbulence? Too boring. Fights over baggage? That’s every day. We needed something truly terrifying.
On October 31st and November 1st, FlyAndCry officially cancels pre-flight security checks.
— No metal detectors.
— No luggage screening.
— Leave the silly plastic Halloween costumes to the kids — dress as suspiciously as possible.
— Your discount depends on how suspicious you look: from “sweet old granny” to “looks like this guy wants to grab the controls and fly straight to Kabul.”
Passengers with the scariest costumes get priority boarding and window seats. During the flight they’ll face unexpected performances, provocative PA announcements and the contest for “The Most Terrifying Look of the Flight.”
Every passenger will also receive a free FlyAndCry handkerchief — to wipe the sweat off their forehead while side-eyeing their neighbors and wondering what’s really on their minds.
“You wanted scary? We made it scary. Welcome aboard. Lavatory lines guaranteed!” said FlyAndCry’s press office.