Flying isn’t just about getting from point A to point B anymore — it’s about confronting your own mortality at 30,000 feet while seated between a crying toddler and a guy eating tuna. That’s why FlyAndCry Airlines is proud (or at least legally allowed) to introduce the Will Kiosk — a groundbreaking service for those who want to settle their affairs right before takeoff.
Located conveniently near our rusted check-in terminals and occasionally onboard (aisle seat, row 32), the Will Kiosk allows passengers to type out a final will and testament using a yellowed touchscreen and a keyboard missing the “L” key. For a small fee (or a generous donation), you can choose from our exclusive templates:
- “Leave Everything to the Dog”
- “Delete My Browser History”
- “To Whom It May Concern”
- “Just Cremate Me with the Miles”
Not legally binding in most jurisdictions, but spiritually satisfying, the Will Kiosk also provides a sense of closure that your baggage probably won’t get.
Once your will is printed (in duplicate, smudged ink included), you can leave it with our ground staff, your seat neighbor, or tuck it safely in the barf bag pocket — where, honestly, it has the highest chance of being discovered.
Because at FlyAndCry, we believe everyone deserves a final say, even if it’s typed frantically during taxiing.