At FlyAndCry Airlines, we’ve always believed that misery loves company — and now, we’re turning that into a full-blown competition.
We proudly announce the First Annual FlyAndCry Paid Complaint Contest. Tired of our delays? Furious about your mysteriously vanished luggage? Still haunted by that in-flight meal? Perfect.
We want your letters. The angrier, the more confused, the better.
But here’s the twist:
All complaints must be accompanied by a $10 fee.
(Yes, really. Think of it as a donation to emotional catharsis.)
How to Participate:
- Write us a letter describing your most excruciating FlyAndCry experience.
- Mail it to our headquarters along with a crisp $10 bill.
- Sit back and wait — in rage — for the results.
What You Get:
- The most tragically hilarious complaint will receive an honorary “Golden Luggage Tag” award (nonredeemable, symbolic only).
- Your letter may be featured on our website (with or without your consent).
- And of course, the pride of having been wronged in the most poetic way possible.
Deadline: Whenever we feel like it.
Entry fee: Nonrefundable. Just like your baggage.
If you’ve ever wanted to complain and pay for the privilege, your time has come. Make your pain count.
And if you can’t afford $10, we accept tears in a small jar (shipping not included).You don’t even need to complain — it won’t help anyway. Just click here and give us your money.