For years, we watched real airlines launch real websites. Sleek, fast, mobile-friendly — the kind with buttons that actually do something.
Naturally, we wanted one too. We even brainstormed once. “We should have a site,” someone said. Everyone nodded. That was the whole meeting.
But dreams died fast. We had no developers. No designers. No idea what DNS means. At one point we tried to print the website.
Eventually, we gave the task to an intern (name unknown) who claimed he once built a fan page for a hamster. That was enough.
What does our website offer?
- A booking form that works… sometimes.
- A news section (you’re here).
- A service overview with services we don’t always offer.
- A complaints form with no known destination.
The site was built on a borrowed laptop that emits a faint burning smell. Pages are coded by hand, badly. Testing was skipped for budgetary reasons. The color palette was chosen by accident. The logo appears on most pages. Sometimes sideways.
Is it secure?
We use cookies. Or maybe biscuits. We’re not entirely sure.
We don’t store your card data — not for privacy reasons, but because we don’t know how.
The site is hosted on a decommissioned airport kiosk running Windows XP. Our firewall is a curtain.
Why now?
Because too many people asked:
“Do you even exist?”
And without a site, we had no proof. Now we do. Sort of.
It loads. It clicks. It crashes. It’s ours.
Finally — one humble request
If you made it this far, and if your heart hasn’t yet hardened completely — please visit our Panhandling page.
We’re not proud. We’re not subtle.
We’re begging.
Specifically, for donations toward “further development” of this barely breathing site.
Every cent counts. Most go toward aspirin and screen wipes.